Monday, September 07, 2009

That Obama indoctrination speech to kiddies

My advice to kids: start skipping school.

Unless that Obama video is followed by a Tom Peters or Zig Ziggler video, the day will be a complete waste of your time. That's time that would be better spent staying home, mowing the lawn, or playing questionably violent FPS games online. Instead of writing a letter to yourself, write a letter to your school board telling them as much.

To our rock star in Chief, you won the election, time to go win that war in Afghanistan, address 10% unemployment and get that GDP from a (-) to (+). Seriously pal, you've got pressing matters to attend to. Trolling the public school system for future czars shouldn't be that high on your priority list; neither should having beer with cops you call racist.

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