Avatar- bring a barf bag or better yet, don't go

I'm as big of a Star Wars geek as the next guy, so it is saying a lot that I nearly walked out of this pile of crap. I got suckered in by the promise of awesome effects (the effects were quite good), but had a tough time staying through the entire movie.

They should have titled it Enviro-nit-wit brain wash indoctrination 3-D.

The bad guy list in this movie includes:

• A mining company
• Military
• Big business
• Any human who dare cut down a tree

The local drum circle, guys with pony tails and body paint running naked in the woods crowd will go nuts for this movie lauding eco terrorism. The only thing missing from this whitey guilt parade were extinct polar bears and the blankets with small pox for the indigenous folks.

Be sure to swing by the local indian gambling establishment after you drop 50 bucks on this steaming pile.