It has come to my attention that some Right Wing Extremists plan to set fire to many Qurans on 9/11. Only a low life pile of pig vomit who will someday rot in hell would set fire to an effigy of someone they dislike in this manner. The lowest of Americans are better than any peice of shit that would do this. I plan to intervene.
Besides national pride, in light of the tremendous outpouring of sensitivity Muslims across the world have had to Americans in regards to the Ground Zero Victory Mosque, I'd like to volunteer my services to extinguish any burning Qurans on 9/11.
Over the holiday weekend, I under went a rigorous firefighter training regimen. I am fully prepared to put out any Quran fires should they take place in the South Bay area. So Quran burners, do your worst and I'll stop you.
Outtake of my gruelling training below.